let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
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