carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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