it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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