Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
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