are you still at the devil's house?
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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