so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
Randomize
