I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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