my mouth tastes like poor choices
Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
she woke up with a sticky ear
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
Randomize
