I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
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