Small penises have feelings too.
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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