I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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