It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
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