i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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