I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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