We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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