I dreamt Michael Jackson dropped his pants in front of me and I had to ignore it.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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