oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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