if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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