my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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