Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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