do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
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