Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
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