Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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