She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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