He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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