My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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