Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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