If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Randomize
