i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
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