i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
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