I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
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