...so i touched it.
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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