this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
You're earring is so big in my mouth
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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