Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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