he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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