I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
Randomize
