so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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