If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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