he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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