why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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