the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
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