oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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