whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
Randomize
