D3 body, D1 cock
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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