Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
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