Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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