Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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