Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
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