I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
she told me i tasted like america
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
There's even glitter on my cock...
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