White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
Randomize
