your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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